LIVING ROOM, LAST NIGHT:
ALISON: Aieeee! OWWWW, ow, ow, ow, OWWWW. Ah, that hurts!
AL: What happened?
ALISON: I don't know! I stepped on something! My foot hurts!
(ALISON collapses onto couch, grabs aching heel, reaches down, picks up small, hard object off of floor, and holds it up for Al to see.)
AL: (pause) You got attacked by a Hershey's Kiss?