LIVING ROOM, LAST NIGHT:
ALISON: Aieeee! OWWWW, ow, ow, ow, OWWWW. Ah, that hurts!
AL: What happened?
ALISON: I don't know! I stepped on something! My foot hurts!
(ALISON collapses onto couch, grabs aching heel, reaches down, picks up small, hard object off of floor, and holds it up for Al to see.)
AL: (pause) You got attacked by a Hershey's Kiss?
7 comments:
Chocolate is for eating my dear!
It must have been getting revenge for all its friends I've eaten!
Judging from the pain, that must have been one prehistoric petrified kiss!!! Have you called the Smithsonian yet?
oooh, hope the chocolate wasn't wasted.
Love hurts Al, get used to it ;)
Well, they are rather pointy! Hope you were able to console your wounded self with several of it's friends and relations.
lol! All the friends you have eaten! You are so funny!
I hope they don't attack me! I eat those kisses so fast.
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